Liza Minelli’s Rehab Diary, Day One
They saved my old room for me, so nice of them to remember! My favorite attendant Javier is still here. He’s so sweet. And musical, too! He reminds me of Peter. In fact, I honestly don’t think Javier recognized me first time out, but as soon as I mentioned Peter’s name he practically SHRIEKED! It was all I could do to keep him from performing “I Go to Rio” in its entirety when he was suppposed to be giving me a foot massage.
Lorna sent flowers. I wish she’d send me a goddamn Snickers bar.