Love Stiffs Clinic
Rocker Courtney Love was sued for not paying a $181,000 bill for an 11-week stay at a posh California rehab clinic, the Washington Post reports.
Seems like this could be a common problem for celebrities who hit rock bottom. Maybe clinics could institute a pay-as-you-go policy? Pay $1,000 up front to tell a guy with a sport coat and a beard how hard your childhood was. Two-hour furloughs for shopping sprees on Rodeo Drive would set you back $10,000. And of course there’d be automated vending machines selling methodone for $50 a dose. It could totally work!