David Hasselhoff: Day One
You may wonder what a fit and together guy like myself is doing here at the Betty Ford Center. Well, he (crossed out) I realized his (crossed out) my social drinking had increased more than he (crossed out) I was comfortable with and he (crossed out) I decided to do something about it.
I’m feeling stronger already. There’s a great vibe here. I was in the cafeteria at breakfast today and all the kitchen staff came and asked for my autograph! Who knew there were so many German immigrants in Rancho Mirage??
After breakfast there was quite a bit of excitement. I was taking my meditation walk around the lake and Helga the sous-chef seemed to have gotten swept into the lake somehow. She surely would have been caught in some kind of lake undertow if I hadn’t jumped in to save her. This feeling of importance and purpose is what’s gonna help me through these dark days, I just know it.