Jan 29 2007

It’s Not That Kind of Rehab, Man

Lindsay Lohan watchers have been scratching their heads since the hard-partying, poor-spelling ingenue checked herself in on January 17. She seems to be spending as much time shopping and flipping the paparazzi the bird than working on her problems. But according to Access Hollywood, the frequent outings are all part of the treatment. Sort of like the way they take afternoon strolls at old-folks’ homes, except with perkier breasts and much more money.


Jan 29 2007

Miss USA Bright-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed After Rehab

Miss USA Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit a week after being sprung from a Pennsylvania rehab facility, E! News reports. The lovely yet slightly mixed-up 21-year-old will be interviewed on NBC’s Today program on Thursday morning where she’ll hopefully give some hair care tips to Matt Lauer.