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NY Times: Let the Boys Play, Guilt-trip the Girls

editor — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:55:28 +0000

Boys Will Be Boys, Girls Will Be Hounded by the Media

By ALEX WILLIAMS

Published: February 17, 2008

Some celebrities and their handlers are now claiming that the news media have a double standard.

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Lindsay Lohan Back to Rehab

news — Tue, 29 May 2007 18:51:24 +0000

Celebritart Lindsay Lohan checked into the Promises rehab facility on Monday, TMZ.com reports. Lohan faces misdemeanor DUI charges stemming from a traffic accident last week in which a quantity of cocaine was found in her car.

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Selma Blair’s Secret Trip to Rehab

news — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:15:17 +0000

Actress Selma Blair has checked into the Malibu, Calif. rehab facility Promises, Hollywood.com reports. No word on whether she’ll be occupying the Britney Spears memorial celebrity special-treatment wing. Selma Blair’s Secret Trip to Rehab is a post from: Rehab Diary Related Posts Britney Back in Rehab Britney Spears Pops In Briefly Just To Say “Hi” Flacks Deny Twofer Rehab for [...]

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Love Stiffs Clinic

news — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:24:49 +0000

Rocker Courtney Love was sued for not paying a $181,000 bill for an 11-week stay at a posh California rehab clinic, the Washington Post reports.

Seems like this could be a common problem for celebrities who hit rock bottom. Maybe clinics could institute a pay-as-you-go policy? Pay $1,000 up front to tell a guy with a sport coat and a beard how hard your childhood was. Two-hour furloughs for shopping sprees on Rodeo Drive would set you back $10,000. And of course there’d be automated vending machines selling methodone for $50 a dose. It could totally work!

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Lindsay Lohan Believes Rehab Makes One Immortal

editor — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:59:33 +0000

According to a syndicated interview on Hollywood.com, Lindsay Lohan says she would have died if it weren’t for her time in rehab. If we’d have known that a stay in rehab conveys immortality, we’d have drank more in college. Lindsay Lohan Believes Rehab Makes One Immortal is a post from: Rehab Diary Related Posts Mike Tyson and Lindsay [...]

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Britney Back in Rehab

news — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:47:08 +0000

Britney Spears has returned to a rehab facility near Los Angeles, celebrity gossip site TMZ.com has reported. If I weren’t a little hopped up on cough medicine at the moment, there’d probably be a joke here; however, that Scottish bastard Craig Ferguson who apparently has some sort of television show said we shouldn’t be making jokes at the expense of “the vulnerable”. Which is good, because I have a gigantic backlog of jokes about Jesus, Superman and Dick Cheney that I can use up now.

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Britney Spears Pops In Briefly Just To Say “Hi”

news — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:07:32 +0000

Pop princess Britney Spears popped into a rehab facility in Antigua, then checked out less than 24 hours later, TMZ.com reports. Who says Lindsay Lohan isn’t a role model for the young women of America? Britney Spears Pops In Briefly Just To Say “Hi” is a post from: Rehab Diary Related Posts Britney Back in Rehab Lohan Out of [...]

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Lohan Out of Rehab; Will Never Ever Party Again, Definitely Not

news — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:12:46 +0000

Twenty-year-old Lindsay Lohan has left rehab after a month-long stay, ANI reports. Describing Lohan as “healthy-looking,” she has reportedly gone to work on the set of her next movie, which is being shot in San Luis Obispo, California. One of our editors went to school near there and can state with some authority that it’s basically a paradise for a recovering alcoholic. A local TV news station reports that security is tight on the set and Lohan is being kept out of public view, possibly out of fear that throngs of curious passers-by will bombard her with martini shakers and vodka jello shots, then remove her panties, take photos, and post them online.

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The British Rehab Invasion

news — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:32:39 +0000

Alleged British pop star Robbie Williams has checked into a rehab clinic somewhere in the U.S. for treatment of addiction to painkillers, Reuters reports. Apparently the singer, who The Sun once called “the fattest bloke in pop,” chose America as the location of his treatment because he wanted to go someplace where absolutely nobody knew him and he had absolutely no fans.

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Lohan Craves “McDonalds and Sex” in Rehab

news — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:37:29 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is busily texting paramours from the comparatively lax confines of the Wonderland rehab facility, Hollywood.com reports. She says that her only cravings are for McDonald’s hamburgers and sex, which is not bad for week two in the tank; we’d figured her top cravings would be for an eight-ball, a quart of Jack Daniels and a small yet powerful handgun. (When we originally read that story we thought it said “McDonalds hamburgers with sex” which activated our long-dormant low-quality ground beef fetish.)

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