Rehab Diary

Tough guy Mike Tyson has reportedly checked in to Wonderland, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan is seeking treatment, Hollywood.com reports.

Wouldn’t it be neat to be a fly on the wall when Tyson and Lohan first cross paths? Their fast friendship together in the tank will no doubt be punctuated by shared confidences, the occasional pillow fight after lights out and mutual makeovers over mock daquiris in the break room.

Spokesdroids for Kate Moss have denied that the stupormodel has checked into rehab, CBS News reports. Earlier rumors stated that Moss and rocker beau Pete Doherty had checked into a London facility together (isn’t that sweet). Moss had some personal dry-out time in Arizona in 2005.

Lindsay Lohan watchers have been scratching their heads since the hard-partying, poor-spelling ingenue checked herself in on January 17. She seems to be spending as much time shopping and flipping the paparazzi the bird than working on her problems. But according to Access Hollywood, the frequent outings are all part of the treatment. Sort of like the way they take afternoon strolls at old-folks’ homes, except with perkier breasts and much more money.

Miss USA Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit a week after being sprung from a Pennsylvania rehab facility, E! News reports. The lovely yet slightly mixed-up 21-year-old will be interviewed on NBC’s Today program on Thursday morning where she’ll hopefully give some hair care tips to Matt Lauer.