Diana Ross: Day Two
Apparently I am the only celebrity in this wing, which is good. This morning there was a group session with four producers, two screenwriters, and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s former personal assistant. Knowing how important it is to keep busy at times like these, I asked the personal assistant to fetch me some Evian from the dining room. You should have SEEN the look she gave me. Such rudeness. I was only trying to help.
The day nurse is a big fan, and has been such a lamb. This morning she took my toast back twice until the idiots in the kitchen got it the shade and crunchiness I prefer. I obliged her with a quick chorus of “Upside Down” and she was so thrilled she slipped me an extra Valium. There’s always been such a wonderful give and take between me and my fans.
All this counseling and dry toast is really such a bore, I can’t wait until Visiting Day.