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NY Times: Let the Boys Play, Guilt-trip the Girls

editor — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:55:28 +0000

Boys Will Be Boys, Girls Will Be Hounded by the Media

By ALEX WILLIAMS

Published: February 17, 2008

Some celebrities and their handlers are now claiming that the news media have a double standard.

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Amy Winehouse’s Rehab Diary, Day 3

amywinehouse — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:35:33 +0000

Now I’m sober I can see I look crap as a blond.

When did I do that?

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Amy Winehouse’s Rehab Diary, Day 1

amywinehouse — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:56:03 +0000

Dear Diary:

Bloody fuckin’ hell my head hurts. Cheeky attendant keeps humming that bloody Alanis Morrisette song whenever he comes in to take my vitals.

“Isn’t it ironic?” YES, I GET THE FUCKIN’ JOKE, IT’S FUCKIN’ IRONIC ME BEIN’ HERE. And YES, I know the meaning of “ironic” unlike some poxy Canadians. I’m pretty fuckin’ clever, you must admit. I am the one who wrote ” Thinking on you in the final throes/This is when my buzzer goes”– C’mon, that’s witty AND sexy AND it rhymes!

NOW FUCK OFF! Useless wanker. And bring me my cigs.

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Lindsay Lohan Back to Rehab

news — Tue, 29 May 2007 18:51:24 +0000

Celebritart Lindsay Lohan checked into the Promises rehab facility on Monday, TMZ.com reports. Lohan faces misdemeanor DUI charges stemming from a traffic accident last week in which a quantity of cocaine was found in her car.

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Selma Blair’s Secret Trip to Rehab

news — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:15:17 +0000

Actress Selma Blair has checked into the Malibu, Calif. rehab facility Promises, Hollywood.com reports. No word on whether she’ll be occupying the Britney Spears memorial celebrity special-treatment wing. Selma Blair’s Secret Trip to Rehab is a post from: Rehab Diary Related Posts Britney Back in Rehab Britney Spears Pops In Briefly Just To Say “Hi” Flacks Deny Twofer Rehab for [...]

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Rehab for Porn

editor — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:25:31 +0000

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Download!

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Love Stiffs Clinic

news — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:24:49 +0000

Rocker Courtney Love was sued for not paying a $181,000 bill for an 11-week stay at a posh California rehab clinic, the Washington Post reports.

Seems like this could be a common problem for celebrities who hit rock bottom. Maybe clinics could institute a pay-as-you-go policy? Pay $1,000 up front to tell a guy with a sport coat and a beard how hard your childhood was. Two-hour furloughs for shopping sprees on Rodeo Drive would set you back $10,000. And of course there’d be automated vending machines selling methodone for $50 a dose. It could totally work!

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Lindsay Lohan Believes Rehab Makes One Immortal

editor — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:59:33 +0000

According to a syndicated interview on Hollywood.com, Lindsay Lohan says she would have died if it weren’t for her time in rehab. If we’d have known that a stay in rehab conveys immortality, we’d have drank more in college. Lindsay Lohan Believes Rehab Makes One Immortal is a post from: Rehab Diary Related Posts Mike Tyson and Lindsay [...]

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Britney Back in Rehab

news — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:47:08 +0000

Britney Spears has returned to a rehab facility near Los Angeles, celebrity gossip site TMZ.com has reported. If I weren’t a little hopped up on cough medicine at the moment, there’d probably be a joke here; however, that Scottish bastard Craig Ferguson who apparently has some sort of television show said we shouldn’t be making jokes at the expense of “the vulnerable”. Which is good, because I have a gigantic backlog of jokes about Jesus, Superman and Dick Cheney that I can use up now.

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Britney Spears Pops In Briefly Just To Say “Hi”

news — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:07:32 +0000

Pop princess Britney Spears popped into a rehab facility in Antigua, then checked out less than 24 hours later, TMZ.com reports. Who says Lindsay Lohan isn’t a role model for the young women of America? Britney Spears Pops In Briefly Just To Say “Hi” is a post from: Rehab Diary Related Posts Britney Back in Rehab Lohan Out of [...]

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