http://rehabdiary.com Imagined diaries of celebrity rehabbers Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:55:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Boys Will Be Boys, Girls Will Be Hounded by the Media By ALEX WILLIAMS Published: February 17, 2008 Some celebrities and their handlers are now claiming that the news media have a double standard. http://rehabdiary.com/editor/ny-times-let-the-boys-play-guilt-trip-the-girls/ Now I'm sober I can see I look crap as a blond. When did I do that? http://rehabdiary.com/amywinehouse/amy-winehouses-rehab-diary-day-3/ Dear Diary: Bloody fuckin' hell my head hurts. Cheeky attendant keeps humming that bloody Alanis Morrisette song whenever he comes in to take my vitals. "Isn't it ironic?" YES, I GET THE FUCKIN' JOKE, IT'S FUCKIN' IRONIC ME BEIN' HERE. And YES, I know the meaning of "ironic" unlike some poxy Canadians. ... http://rehabdiary.com/amywinehouse/amy-winehouses-rehab-diary-day-1/ Celebritart Lindsay Lohan checked into the Promises rehab facility on Monday, TMZ.com reports. Lohan faces misdemeanor DUI charges stemming from a traffic accident last week in which a quantity of cocaine was found in her car. http://rehabdiary.com/news/lindsay-lohan-back-to-rehab/ Actress Selma Blair has checked into the Malibu, Calif. rehab facility Promises, Hollywood.com reports. No word on whether she'll be occupying the Britney Spears memorial celebrity special-treatment wing. http://rehabdiary.com/news/selma-blairs-secret-trip-to-rehab/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBj9tTVWE2Y http://rehabdiary.com/editor/rehab-for-porn/ Rocker Courtney Love was sued for not paying a $181,000 bill for an 11-week stay at a posh California rehab clinic, the Washington Post reports. Seems like this could be a common problem for celebrities who hit rock bottom. Maybe clinics could institute a pay-as-you-go policy? Pay $1,000 up front to ... http://rehabdiary.com/news/love-stiffs-clinic/ According to a syndicated interview on Hollywood.com, Lindsay Lohan says she would have died if it weren't for her time in rehab. If we'd have known that a stay in rehab conveys immortality, we'd have drank more in college. http://rehabdiary.com/editor/lindsay-lohan-believes-rehab-makes-one-immortal/ Britney Spears has returned to a rehab facility near Los Angeles, celebrity gossip site TMZ.com has reported. If I weren't a little hopped up on cough medicine at the moment, there'd probably be a joke here; however, that Scottish bastard Craig Ferguson who apparently has some sort of television show ... http://rehabdiary.com/news/britney-back-in-rehab/ Pop princess Britney Spears popped into a rehab facility in Antigua, then checked out less than 24 hours later, TMZ.com reports. Who says Lindsay Lohan isn't a role model for the young women of America? http://rehabdiary.com/news/britney-spears-pops-in-briefly-just-to-say-hi/