Paula Poundstone’s Jailhouse Diary: Hour Two
Just had a visitor. Thought it was my lawyer. It was my agent. They DUMPED me from Hollywood Squares! Can you BELIEVE it? I was going to be diagonal to Whoopi…diagonal to Oscar-winning greatness! They said I was “too controversial”. I can’t fucking believe it!
My agent says not to worry, that Brett Sommers had her own troubles during her Match Game heyday. Then I brought up the subject of Jaye P. Morgan and The Gong Show and she all of a sudden remembered an appointment with her manicurist.