Winona Ryder’s Courtroom Diary, BROKEN ARM DAY!
Ow ow ow ow ow! The press are barbarians! Now I know how Princess Diana felt!
I’ll keep this short, because my arm fucking HURTS! Apparently this is STILL going on, and I STILL have to keep showing up, like practically every day, and I STILL have to keep coming up with these BORING serious and mature outfits! I asked my lawyer if we could postpone another few months until I healed properly and he ROLLED his EYES, as if to say, “No, Winona, probably not”. GOD!
OW! If this is broken that camera guy is gonna PAY! I wonder if they make slings in leopard print?